注册个域名真难,等了几天不说,奶奶个球今天来邮件说域名成功注册,立马开心到手抖,一看,尼玛,注册成功有个卵用?你的给我账户ID跟密码啊。。。
不然本宝宝怎么管理?
不过我注册这个域名把自己都逗乐了,之前留的美国电话,他们的客服三更半夜打个电话过来,说了一堆英语(没读过书的我听不懂),一脸懵逼,最后他以为我没听电话他就彪了一句"hallo?",我当时懵逼,立马想到屯里的老头教我的屯里的英语说了不流利的地道 英国了涉"sorry, I do not know how to communicate in English",人生第一次跟鬼老说英语真紧张,立马挂了电话,缓缓的点上一根烟,黑夜无语,寂寞好吵,今夜难眠。邮箱没多久收了一封这样的邮件:
"Hello,
I did called you on your given number but it seems that you were not able to speak English.
We need to verify this order manually over the call .If you require a call back in different language, please let us know accordingly so that we can arrange a call back for you.
Thank you"
我他娘,不会不给宝宝注册吧?别啊兄弟。突然菊花一紧,**勃起,**僵硬,精虫直接撞开了智慧的大门回了一句:"Yes, I am a boy from China, I came to the United States not long, I do not know how to communicate in English, I am very sorry, I hope I can pass. Thank you! My phone number:+1(520)XXX-XXXX."
Oh, shit. Oh baby, I love you ,fuck ,fuck me ,fuck die me.
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